May 2010
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what do you people want from me?
I’m 15 ferchrissakes. AND THESE PEOPLE ARE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!
Yeah she was in my class. Yeah, I hated those #teammontague boys for being so rilly rilly ridiculously goood looking etc. I’ll even admit to wanting to see them die - which ended up being not the floorshow I imagined in my head but never mind.
[boring, no? where’s the f***ing drama? where’s the...
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aww ok I'll tell you
I *did* see him tonight. He’s been sleeping rough in the country park a couple of miles out of town. (I have a couple of stash-holes out there if u must know).
He looked like shit. Really tired and beardy - like the murdering junkie from Amsterdam he’s meant to be I s’pose.
He didn’t see me (like I had to tell you that) and anyway he was pretty out of it. For a moment...
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For those of you that don’t have Skype,...
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spillforthchameleon asked: It's Mothers' Day in the U.S. today. What's the nicest thing you've done for your mum?
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ok so what is actually going on?
She says she’s now cool about going to Oz having spent most of the day trying to do a Shawshank Redemption act at Cap Towers.
Meanwhile @laurencefriar is leaving cryptic messages all over the place:
I think he may have been taking something a bit stronger then his usual brew. What was it called? Propof-something? Or maybe those orangey pills I saw in his flat. Whatever. He’s...
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is that right?
so that means the police could be tracking me right now aswell? i hadn’t thought of that.
perhaps I should run silent, run deep like @romeo_mo is and only say something when it really suits, when there’s real action to report.
and what is there to report right now? well headline reads:
‘RICH GIRL SENT TO ROOM BY DAD.
AUSTRALIA HERE WE COME!’
I’d like to go...
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my brother is snoring
Listen!
OK...
What I see is anger and malevolence, seething just under the “niceness” of a provincial English town. Sometimes I wonder if Jago’s real at all, if he’s just a nasty dream, insinuating his way into our consciousness.
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corambis2 asked: To me, the introduction of the Jago character has been one of the most creative moves in the R & J Twitter production: a friend of Juliet (maybe Paris), the Chorus, an allegory of the 'Author' or, alternatively, an allegory of the appropriation of Shakespeare: you steal other people's properties. Do you recognise yourself in any of these roles?
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frozenglitter asked: Do we get to see pictures of you, ever? And, do you have magic powers, like levitation or anything cool like that?
i know what's going to happen
so I s’ppose you saw the whole *real* wedding thing happening after that hippysh*t humanist fake wedding:
and I s’ppose you knew @romeo_mo woz going to get shipped off to Amsterdam, that @julietcap16 would stop being some ditzy swot and turn into nymphowoman.
and you knew all along that @mercuteio and @Tybalt_Cap were gonna die.
so what’s going to happen to me clever...
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this town ain't big enough
well i used to, jill. but what with the police and all the tabloid journos crawling all over the place it’s kinda hard to get a little privacy if u kno what i mean (cf. romeo_mo & julietcap16 last night - oh and cf. poor old nutty-as-a-hempbar caplady).
Normally I’d do my ‘rounds’ b4 most people are awake and then f*** off to skool after that. But trust me it was...
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WatchWhich if you lurkers out there wants to send this to @Jess_nurse?
“I’ve looked at this over and over again and at about the 4 second mark i reckon you can see Romeo piling in there. Doesn’t look like self defence to me. n.b. this is NOT my video. I found it on a friends phone.”
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btw i know where the machete is... →
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“RT @LaurenceFriar http://twaud.io/V4C DO NOT BELIEVE THIS.”
– jago_klepto
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do you think the parents have any idea what's... →
see http://balancedadult.blogspot.com/2010/05/another-reason-to-be-really-excited.html
You have to ask why #bigdaddycrapulet and his stick insect wife haven’t even noticed that they’re baby girl bunked off for two days and shacked up with some gamer geek #montague who until last week was only ever interested in CoD and where his next spliff was coming from. What’s worse, eh? Crap parents or no...
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#savemercutio →
these people are crazy
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April 2010
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10 things i hate about @mercuteio
1. He thinks he is someone
2. He’s popular without having to do anything
3. Girls like him for NO reason (except that he talks funny)
4. He only hangs out with beautiful people
5. He’s good at everything without trying
6. He always has money
7. He blanks people who he doesn’t care about
8. He doesn’t seem to care about anything much
9. He’s actually a bit of loser but nobody sees it
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why do they have to ruin everything?
I got to play one match in the table tournament against another 15yrold (I lost), then all the younger kids got knocked out and it’s just mercutio and tybalt trying to show off.
Mercutio won by a mile. Tybalt lost his rag. Some of the younger kids started crying. Larry fry bribed us all not to tell our parents.
I didn’t bother telling him I don’t have any parents – idiot.
To be honest I...
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“HE’S KICKED US ALL OUT OF THE CAFE!
Closing up cafe & happy to let...”
– LaurenceFriar
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“perhaps I shld have gone to the doctor…...”
– jago_klepto
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So I wasn't the only one wandering around Capulet...
Listen!
And thanks to you other little ‘muppets’ out there (don’t worry I’m muppet too), I think I can see what other ‘bedroom manoeuvres’ were going on…
In fact there’s only one firework round here who DOESN’T know what’s going on, right? Light the blue touch paper and retire heh heh.
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WatchCan’t quite believe it. I was mugged.
I was just off across the park to dump the knife and few other things in one of my usual hiding places - and there’s Tybalt with a couple of others Blues boys.
I can see they’re high on something , but I reckon they won’t see me (no one ever does) and anyway if they do they’ll know I’m ok cos sometimes I’m down at the Swan car park with the rest of...